Conformity at Its Finest

Life through the eyes of a true conformist.

We all do it...
that's why it's called conforming.

This is another way to let everyone know how vain I am by sharing things about myself and sharing things that I find hilarious.

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Posts tagged English

Nov 29

For Some Reason, the World Likes to Provoke My Laziness

So I recently took a quiz on the book Tom Jones for my Literary Tradition class. I was behind on the reading at the time, and was unable to answer the prompt, so this is what I wrote at the top of my quiz before answering the question to the best of my ability:

“I am behind on the reading, so I will not be able to use examples from this point in the novel. I understand if I receive an F on this quiz.”

I continued to use examples from the points I have read, still expecting to fail the quiz. I dreadfully got this quiz back today, and this is what my teacher wrote:

“You grappled with the appearance/reality theme, Leah. For which you deserve credit. You show having read some of the text. And you showed you were trying.”

Then right below laid and beautiful red C.

I honest to God wonder how things like this happen to me.

Aug 27

Jul 16

neohippie-:

xewpx:

polyesterspectre:

THIS THIS THIS.

I always put a comma before ‘and’.

YES.

(via suntorturedcalifornia-deactivat)

Jun 29

jessicarabbitism:

-redux:

aryas:

maleficents:

stepone | ellduderino:

I am going to pretend this never happened and use them until the day I die

#i am actually really angry about this

that is my favourite form of punctuation, and I am never going to stop using it, and, and, and.

if any english professor takes points off for this shit i will actually rage

W.T.F. I refuse.