Sometimes I envy
People who ditched a school career in something like English and a minor in Spanish and pursued their artistic dreams. I miss taking theatre seriously - something I stopped doing around my senior year of high school. I am still confident that I wasn’t put on this earth to be a writer or an actor or a model. But I feel like following those dreams would have been a lot more fun to...
zombiecourtnee: sometimes i am scared candy apples will win and abby lee will flip and it’ll be really sad and really dramatic and everyone will cry and the moms will yell and she will be angry and the girls won’t want to dance and it’ll just be awful.
You know Custodian,
Your job is not to harass people to pin trade with guests and cast members talking to those guests. And thanks for trading me for this broken Tinkerbell pin.
My version of a diet
I have watched through Friends a few times now, and I usually brush Rachel off as a straight-man character. But she really is a wonderful character. and the more that I listen to Jennifer Aniston talk, the more I admire her. So there. Maybe I’m not a Phoebe. Or a Monica.
Now I have never done this - blatantly post about people that I have just met, but last night I experienced the most audacious thing ever. Okay so this was a couple. One who thought that their fake British accents, inside jokes, and horrible renditions of songs in Disneyland lines were just a little more adorable than how they were perceived. So I politely spent a chunk of my day with people...
I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a...– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via amq)
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.