Do not wine about not getting your discount on a $5.25 ice cream, and then lie about using it for one before. And then don’t think that you’ll scare me by asking to see my name tag. Learn how to talk to people. Look them in the eye, and don’t mumble things like, “You should take down the sign then,” or “You should smile more” as you walk away. If you...
There is an Asian kid in my class who is actually fanning himself with a full blown Japanese fan. An actual hand fan
I miss theatre.
And part of me wants to just jump back into it. Audition for things. Sing in front of people. Bare people my soul. I’m taking a tap class right now, I started welling up into tears listening to my professor talk about her career and doing everything that she wanted to do, and how happy she is with her life. I have been denying this for the past two years, but I miss it. I have tried to...
me: where do you live?
vegan: i'm a vegan
missmalena: omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love #VIVA LA REVOLUTION ...
There is a sign language interpreter in one of my classes, and I’m afraid to speak, because she always looks like she’s mocking people
casimirpulaskidays: do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
sarahhdisee: taylor—ann: imgonnaeatchu: me trying to make good posts on tumblr me trying to socialize with people me trying to be funny me trying to look good me trying to art me trying to me trying me SARAH OMG THE GIF. haha. please don’t die laughing. BAAAAAH TRTAAAYYYLLOOOORRTTRR!!!
Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert....– Jeanne Ray (via fyoured) This is exactly my take on nutrition. (via beccaliving) I love this quote so much I want to frame it to hang in my kitchen. (via fitnerd) Sometimes when I feel bummed because I’m not doing anything career-wise yet, and I just work in a bakery (even though I kind of love...
Three years ago today...
supfruit: I pulled you out of the trash. And then I had to keep fighting for you when you tried to die. And then you changed everything. And then you got well. And now you make a family very, very happy. Not bad for a piece of trash from a poor neighborhood.
somewhereinthebetween: petrichoriousparalian: iamaslumberbatch: nepyma: eternalshiva: a-break-a-pause: max-h0es: dontbetardyfortheparty: This is the best thing on the whole internet i cant even begin to explain the amout of tears i have pouring down my face right now.. Omg…I seriously loath this song but holy fuck that was hilarious. UGLY LAUGHTER. WHAT IS AIR?! XD So...
Woman: You should try saying excuse me instead of just standing there. Me: It’s really cute how you think that word works in here.
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
Me: I have to stretch
_: That mean's you're growing.
Me: I rode my bike to work today Everyone Else: YOU DID WHAT?