jessicarabbitism: Just found out my mother read all 3 books of fifty shades of gray. -_______- Mine is on the sequel right now o_O
The Phineus and Ferb Show
Brings me to tears sometimes because of how happy it makes me. I hate myself for being so lame sometimes
French people ordering croissants is the most...
When you hide a mini toblerone between your legs so no one sees that the male flight attendant secretly slipped it to you in the last 20 minutes of your flight, it will melt. Putting it in the seat compartment will be a fun surprise for someone later!
It's sad how
Sometimes I cannot believe how people can have a total lack of regard for other peoples’ feelings. Note: You literally have no idea what a person might be going through, and your words might just be what breaks the dam that was holding back their tear ducts. This is something I have to remind myself of ESPECIALLY at work. My words, lack of a smile, disinterest, or overall rudeness can...
Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
is an excellent book. And after reading many books of its kind. I’m going to start my own project and write my own memoirs. Something I’ve wanted to do for awhile, but this project has seemed too obscene for a school endeavor. This will be my me time. Forcing myself to write.
zombiecourtnee: lifesabeach247365 replied to your post: sometimes i am scared candy apples will win and… Sometimes I think Abby Lee should be shot with an elephant tranquilizer but then I think what if she fell on one of the kids or mothers for that matter? conformityatitsfineast liked your post: sometimes i am scared candy apples will win and… i love you both. A LOT.
You just need someone to bring you a Big Mac and drive you to the airport.
Maybe I should start doing yoga
Sometimes I envy
People who ditched a school career in something like English and a minor in Spanish and pursued their artistic dreams. I miss taking theatre seriously - something I stopped doing around my senior year of high school. I am still confident that I wasn’t put on this earth to be a writer or an actor or a model. But I feel like following those dreams would have been a lot more fun to...
zombiecourtnee: sometimes i am scared candy apples will win and abby lee will flip and it’ll be really sad and really dramatic and everyone will cry and the moms will yell and she will be angry and the girls won’t want to dance and it’ll just be awful.
You know Custodian,
Your job is not to harass people to pin trade with guests and cast members talking to those guests. And thanks for trading me for this broken Tinkerbell pin.
My version of a diet
I have watched through Friends a few times now, and I usually brush Rachel off as a straight-man character. But she really is a wonderful character. and the more that I listen to Jennifer Aniston talk, the more I admire her. So there. Maybe I’m not a Phoebe. Or a Monica.
Now I have never done this - blatantly post about people that I have just met, but last night I experienced the most audacious thing ever. Okay so this was a couple. One who thought that their fake British accents, inside jokes, and horrible renditions of songs in Disneyland lines were just a little more adorable than how they were perceived. So I politely spent a chunk of my day with people...
I don’t know if you’ve ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a...– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via amq)
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
There is going to be a Phineus and Ferb/Avengers...