Last night I had a dream
That I met Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. And they thought I was weird.
Let Me Entertain You :): I really want to do more... →
melbelle12: Looking back I think at least 80% of the roles and shows I have played in the past have been comedy. And I honestly don’t think I’m all that talented as a comedienne. Really the only comedic role I can look back on and think I was genuinely funny was when I played this insanely overenthusiastic… Shout out to Jazzercise Monologues!
Alright fickle me
Probably has a new favorite Disney princess…and her name is probably Merida
I do not know how long Racers will be down. I just do what I’m told and sell popcorn
When I go see The Perks of Being a Wallflower, I will see it alone. I will face my fear and go to a movie theater by myself. And I feel like this movie is something that I need to experience alone. No one telling me what they thought after or commenting throughout. I need to see it as I read the book.
I think I'll just start making awkward faces when...
I’ll just have to get use to the fact that college-aged men at Disneyland have a thing for me because I look like an anime character.
Conversations I Have With Mothers in Carsland...
Mother: Hey the spanish guy sounds like Guido!
Me: Oh, that is Guido
Mother: Oh, it's the same actor?
Me: It's Guido...he's not an actor, he's a pit crew technician...
Conversations I Have With Sassy Children
Me (Who notices that this child is wearing a Minnie Mouse T-shirt after a Minnie Mouse show just finished): Are you going to meet Minnie Mouse today?
Child: I already met her.
Child: Yea. She walked by me and waved.
Me: Well she takes pictures and signs autographs in a few minutes...
Child: Well we're going to Disneyland now.
Me: Well here's your cotton candy...
Child: It's not for me, it's for my little brother.
So I guess there's this new trend
where people sit their car in the middle of a parking lot with the blinker on while they text as people sit behind them waiting for them to park and honk at them. Seriously. Two people just did this to me.
Dear Ladies of American Vintage in Downtown...
I walk into the store to find both of you sitting in gigantic lounge chairs, painting your nails, and drinking Starbucks whilst offering me no help while I was shopping. I pray to god that you do not make more money than I do, for your horrific customer service is not what I expect especially when I work overtime. I do what you do on my own time for free.
Just a general announcement to all adults
Lines exist. Form them. You don’t touch things you haven’t paid for, so when you grab a cotton candy and rip it apart before you paid for it, that is stealing and ruining my inventory. Look around for a bit before asking where something is.
Glow with the show ears
Are the coolest things ever
This week I am going to Pack my own lunch for work Walk to work
Just when I think
That I’m not going to see a single cool celebrity in the park, the tram decides to not run and force me to walk through the park. And who do I see? Two of the members of One Direction. And that’s fine by me.
Dear Man on the Treadmill,
Can you like, not jog so loudly? You know, SOME of us are here at the gym to just watch TV while we pretend to workout you know. and to the man in the club room watching tv. I understand you staying in here for copious amounts of time in order to watch a basketball game, but are you SERIOUSLY in here at 10 to also watch Wheel of Fortune? I just wanted to watch Dance Moms Love, Leah
cadet-kelly asked: So do you work at Disneyland?!? =]
Pin trading with Jedi children Having the same name as the birthday girl T-Swift on the radio on my way home from all this