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I Will Always Have a Fondness For Birds
Birds fly
If they aren’t flying, they run really quickly.
If they don’t run really quickly, they waddle - a dance of sorts.
Birds are methodical.
They solve puzzles to acquire things.
They famously drop nuts on moving cars to crack them into crosswalks.
Birds survive human development.
Birds are resilient.
People give to birds.
Birds fall in love.
Birds become lonely
I have sat...
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Whenever I Lose My Voice
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“…have sex with an old man, steal a plant, get arrested and then do...”
– Snooki (Jersey Shore)
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When People Stop Walking in the Middle of the...
…and I’m like…
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Me Making a Decision
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I've Done Something Evil
Muwhahahah
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When a Teacher Calls on Me
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So people are all like...
Why are you so weird?
And I’m just like…
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Taking My World Lit Midterm
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Last Night at Disneyland
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"That's the point of it. It's a catchy song."
God dammit. Seriously Rebecca Black? That was the point? That was the point?
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I Got a 99 on my Spanish Quiz
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“Revenge is living well. Without you.”
– Joyce Carol Oates
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“Longed for him. Got him. Shit.”
– Margaret Atwood
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Six Word Memoirs
Bad influence on a Catholic boy.
Paint ass pink. Mom takes pictures.
Thought counted. What were you thinking?
I have a relative named Snooki.
Chicken Nuggets. Five dollars. Rock on.
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday,...
fuckyeahfriends:
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“Never really finished anything except cake.”
– NPR Six Word Memoirs
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