March 2011
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Dear ANTM
Really? Bubbles? 12 inch thick runway?
How about…
Lawsuits?
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We Are
We are our clothes.
We are jeans, shirts, and shoes.
We are the sweats that we throw on.
We are the well-constructed outfit that we spent all morning putting together.
We are our hair. We are the sunshine blondes and the hot-lava redheads.
We are the bowler shoes and the Velcro sneakers. We rip ourselves apart only to push ourselves back together.
We are our fingernails. We are chipped. We are...
A Challenge I might Follow Through On
Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Day 2 — Your Crush
Day 3 — Your parents
Day 4 — Your sibling (or closest relative)
Day 5 — Your dreams
Day 6 — A stranger
Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
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The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care...
And you’re there like
“Who are you?”
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Where’s general human code?
– Mike the Situation. Jersey Shore
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Cute
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My Horoscope Told Me to Be Bold
I have never been bold.
I cannot take the risks that it wants me to.
I am a shy timid little thing, and bold isn’t my middle name.
However, it said that things would go my way if I suddenly became “bold.”
I cannot help but wonder how one becomes bold.
We might have some issues here, Gemini.
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I Don't Get It
I hate these words.
I hate these words when girls utter them.
I hate these words when a girl does get it, but she thinks that acting dumb is cute.
It’s not cute.
It’s stupid.
You do get it.
I understand that people are good at different things.
Not everyone is good at school
But don’t be proud of being stupid
Especially when you’re not
When a teacher explains...
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This is like the manifestation of what I would imagine if a sad-looking Eastern...
– How a blogger described my Ukulele cover of “I Will Always Love You” hahahahahahaha.
A link to that video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV1EpPCzOaU
A link to that blog...
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I Will Never Enjoy This Holiday
Regardless of my relationship status, I’ve never liked this holiday.
1. I hopelessly and completely SUCK at giving gifts. Especially gifts that must stay within the realm of pink and frilly, which leads me to my second point.
2. I hate being forced to do something “cute.” Also, I hate it when people do “cute” things for me. It makes me feel awkward and...
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awakenmelody:
Playing Mario Kart with my friends at first we’re like :
Then when we’re realizing that none of us were in first place:
We stopped to look around to see who was the guy in 1st place and it was this guy: