November 2011
October 2011
Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girl is probably the clearest example of...
– 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving | Cracked.com (via golden-notebook)
(via squeetothegee)
Oh, I love this paragraph in particular:
Hollywood is still teaching women that “dumb” is “attractive,” they’re just hipsterfying it. I don’t know when it happened (maybe after...
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Nothings
What are these “nothings?”
A sweet nothing?
This is to imply that nothing is sweet
Then again,
they are nothings
So this is to imply that nothings are sweet.
Why should these “nothings” be whispered?
Do not whisper nothings
as sweet as they may be.
Shout me somethings.
These nothings just...
When you finish an essay at like 3:00 AM
thin-in-a-healthy-way:
story of my life.
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In Case You Didn't Know
I have a few other blogs.
Makeup Portfolio: http://lncmakeup.tumblr.com/
Modeling Portfolio: http://choleportfolio.tumblr.com/
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Is it wrong that I
butter my microwave burritos?
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If I Were Blind
If I were blind
And could only know you
By the scars on your body
And the scratch of your face
Then I would know you completely
And I would follow you everywhere
Your dents
And your bumps
Would be more identifiable than the whites between your eyelids
And the space between your teeth
If I were blind
And could only be pulled
To...
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So My Body
is not what it use to be.
In high school I was always very skinny and saw that every morning when I woke up.
In a matter of a month I have gone from a very scrawny human to what I would now call voluptuous.
I have been very uncomfortable in this body since the summer began, but now I can now accept the fact that I’m not skinny like I use to be.
Last night a show I’m a part of...
Joke Writing Step By Step
nickkuyat:
1. Write a joke.
2. Read it to your cat.
3. Wait for him/her to laugh.
4. Did he/she laugh?
5. Cats can’t laugh.
6. You should never have done step two.
My friend Nick is beautiful