Zooey Deschanel’s character in The New Girl is probably the clearest example of...– 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving | Cracked.com (via golden-notebook) (via squeetothegee) Oh, I love this paragraph in particular: Hollywood is still teaching women that “dumb” is “attractive,” they’re just hipsterfying it. I don’t know when it happened (maybe after...
What are these “nothings?” A sweet nothing? This is to imply that nothing is sweet Then again, they are nothings So this is to imply that nothings are sweet. Why should these “nothings” be whispered? Do not whisper nothings as sweet as they may be. Shout me somethings. These nothings just...
When you finish an essay at like 3:00 AM
thin-in-a-healthy-way: story of my life.
In Case You Didn't Know
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Is it wrong that I
butter my microwave burritos?
If I Were Blind
If I were blind And could only know you By the scars on your body And the scratch of your face Then I would know you completely And I would follow you everywhere Your dents And your bumps Would be more identifiable than the whites between your eyelids And the space between your teeth If I were blind And could only be pulled To...
So My Body
is not what it use to be. In high school I was always very skinny and saw that every morning when I woke up. In a matter of a month I have gone from a very scrawny human to what I would now call voluptuous. I have been very uncomfortable in this body since the summer began, but now I can now accept the fact that I’m not skinny like I use to be. Last night a show I’m a part of...
Joke Writing Step By Step
nickkuyat: 1. Write a joke. 2. Read it to your cat. 3. Wait for him/her to laugh. 4. Did he/she laugh? 5. Cats can’t laugh. 6. You should never have done step two. My friend Nick is beautiful