pertlattimers: pertlattimers: Sometimes...
“I’m really racist and want things to stay exactly the same.” - no well liked person in a history textbook ever
mu5icliz: playmelikeyourstratovarius: zuky: mishachu: funeralfrost: Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter. in claymation with only a gray palette to work with
rsapberry: the-fake-truth: inbecillus: an-idle-teen: inbecillus: I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship I love food but I don’t want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it’s my entire life in a post
For some reason, I feel it comings again. By it I mean anxiety and depression. Well it’s already here. The anxiety anyway. Over literally nothing. Ugh why can’t I just be normal.
jadehariey: so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines Ugh. And THESE people are taking over tumblr?
I swear backstage parking and transportation is the sassiest department. “It’s not our job to get you to your job on time.” Then what is your job? If someone gets to Harbour Pointe 30 minutes before their shift starts, and they have walking restrictions, there has to be some sort of reliability when we are forced to park as far as humanly possible from our clocking station.
hus-bands: sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
Yesterday at work
I saw a little girl wearing a full Rapunzel outfit with a full on long braid wig, which is fairly common. BUT SHE WAS THROWING THE BRAID AROUND TRYING TO LASSO THINGS WITH HER HAIR IT WAS SO CUTE I WANTED TO DIE
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
internetexplorers: simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
enjolrizzle: wiccanthropy: consultivedetectiveintraining: eternalpurgatoryofdestiel: agehachou: having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on? Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon have you ever just wanted...
zombles: Life lesson never pick a favourite character because they will die Learned this the hard way from Dehrassi
grrrlfever: wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials (via jumblejo)
I don’t understand people who think drunk texts are annoying. I think drunk texts are so cute. Just think of it this way, you’re who that person is thinking of when their brain isn’t even functioning properly, you’re who that person is thinking of when they can’t even form coherent sentences. You’re on that person’s mind when they have the motor skills of an infant, that’s pretty fucking awesome...
say-it-somehow: Oh the internal struggle between dying for ice cream from a dire need of sugar therapy and being too lazy to drive to the store.
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.